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Gabe's avatar

I just emailed the following to HR@opm.gov:

Here are 5 things I accomplished this week that I am proud of:

1. I didn’t have an unelected oligarch head a group that is unlawfully interfering with and dismantling my government.

2. I didn’t demonize my trans child

3. I didn’t have 13 kids with a bunch of different women.

4. I didn’t do a nazi salute

5. I wasn’t a complete asshole.

Per your request I have also sent this to my manager, Karen.

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MUSA💙💙💙USAM's avatar

Last week I didn’t play golf, didn’t jam fingers up a woman’s vagina, didn’t watch teenage girls undress, didn’t brag about wanting to f his daughter, didn’t laugh at screwing contractors out of $, some committed suicide!, didn’t pork a pornstar cheating on his wife of one year and his MISTRESS of 9 months, didn’t incite an insurrection, didn’t steal classified documents, didn’t collude with a f’n known traitor, didn’t f’n hate America and didn’t do my damnest to tear Democracy apart. Didn’t participate in the raping of America. Didn’t rake in billions of $ in govt contracts. Didn’t screw every Tom, Dick or Harriet trying to put food on the table. Am I rated a 5???

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